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clockworkcrow: scribblingwithstyle: general-flamingo: shotgunshutshispiehole: theyatemytaylor: ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU PEOPLE LIKE THESE STORIES SO I’M GONNA GIVE YOU ONE See this lady I’m hugging? That’s my great-grandma. She’s not even 80 (my family had babies young and then there’s me) but don’t let that fool you. I’m pretty fucking sure she’s the mob boss.When she wants something done, it gets done. Sometimes we don’t even know how. BUT THAT’S NOT WHY I’M TELLING YOU ABOUT HER BECAUSE I COULD GO ON ABOUT MY BADASS G-MA ALL DAY. This is why: This picture was taken during the visit on mother’s day. Now, my grandmother doesn’t like living in a home because she still has her mind. The other residents, unfortunately, do not. There’s not a lot to do and it’s hard for her to get anything when the nurses are pretty preoccupied with the other, less sane residents. So my dad says “Just act crazy with them. It’ll be fun.” and I saw my chance I told her to do something, quietly, so no one would hear. As we were leaving, her personal nurse gave us farewells (and was a bit condescending to G-ma, but I know that can’t be helped). Just before we walked out, the nurse said: “That was nice of your family to visit.” “Yeah. Always sad when they have to leave.” At this point, my grandmother gives me a look and continues speaking: “But it’s okay, because I’m never alone.” (pause) “Oh, what do you mean?” “I always have my angel with me.” “Awww like an angel watching over you? Like your husband?” “No. A different angel. His name is Castiel. He wears a trenchcoat.” Let me tell you, I have never laughed and cried so hard in my life to watch that nurse’s expression. THIS IS WHY I LOVE MY G-MA. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD LOVE MY G-MA TOO. I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORY ON TUMBLR OH MY GOD PLEASE GIVE YOUR GREAT GRANDMA A HUG FOR ME OMFG A+ THIS IS BEAUTIFUL BRILLIANT THIS WAS EFFING BRILLIANT SCREAMING SCREAMING
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yummytomatoes: 10 minute doodle i did when Blair took forever to get back 
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demented-sheep: so what if nepeta grew up
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OFF DOWNLOADS

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nekrosraptor:

FOR PC

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bless ur soul

thank you so much

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egberts:

can you imagine when homestuck finally updates the entire fandom is gonna stop what theyre doing and reunite

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i saw this and had to draw it and hahA i avoided drawing dicks again sorry

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these fuckin stormcloaks can suck my

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fluxinguranus: procyonvulpecula: pagannerd: proxydialogue: anneretic: infinity-imagined: The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy. the grand showdown Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism.  Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently.  “Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band. Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong). fuck astronomy remains to be my favorite thing
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m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

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