complete and utter crap

clockworkcrow: scribblingwithstyle: general-flamingo: shotguns...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:55:03 +1000

scribblingwithstyle:

general-flamingo:

shotgunshutshispiehole:

theyatemytaylor:

ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU PEOPLE LIKE THESE STORIES SO I’M GONNA GIVE YOU ONE

See this lady I’m hugging? That’s my great-grandma. She’s not even 80 (my family had babies young and then there’s me) but don’t let that fool you. I’m pretty fucking sure she’s the mob boss.When she wants something done, it gets done. Sometimes we don’t even know how.

BUT THAT’S NOT WHY I’M TELLING YOU ABOUT HER BECAUSE I COULD GO ON ABOUT MY BADASS G-MA ALL DAY.

This is why:

This picture was taken during the visit on mother’s day. Now, my grandmother doesn’t like living in a home because she still has her mind. The other residents, unfortunately, do not. There’s not a lot to do and it’s hard for her to get anything when the nurses are pretty preoccupied with the other, less sane residents.

So my dad says “Just act crazy with them. It’ll be fun.”

and I saw my chance

I told her to do something, quietly, so no one would hear. As we were leaving, her personal nurse gave us farewells (and was a bit condescending to G-ma, but I know that can’t be helped). Just before we walked out, the nurse said:

“That was nice of your family to visit.”

“Yeah. Always sad when they have to leave.”

At this point, my grandmother gives me a look and continues speaking:

“But it’s okay, because I’m never alone.”

(pause)

“Oh, what do you mean?”

“I always have my angel with me.”

“Awww like an angel watching over you? Like your husband?”

“No. A different angel. His name is Castiel. He wears a trenchcoat.”

Let me tell you, I have never laughed and cried so hard in my life to watch that nurse’s expression.

THIS IS WHY I LOVE MY G-MA. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD LOVE MY G-MA TOO.

I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORY ON TUMBLR OH MY GOD PLEASE GIVE YOUR GREAT GRANDMA A HUG FOR ME OMFG A+

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

BRILLIANT THIS WAS EFFING BRILLIANT

SCREAMING

SCREAMING

izumikage: jensenskaggles: doxiequeen1: Put the costume, wig,...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:30:57 +1000

izumikage:

jensenskaggles:

doxiequeen1:

Put the costume, wig, and makeup on all together for the first time! I think next time i’ll use more blush, but for the most part i’m happy with it. I didn’t do much, it’s just foundation and a bit of bronze eyeliner - I wanted to keep it as natural looking as possible!

I shall venture outside and get some ~real~ (non mirror) shots of this on Saturday! I’m really excited.

You can see the full dress here, and see more shots of the wig here.

okay WOW you win cosplay forever

you are perf

holy crap

You’re absolutely perfect.

yummytomatoes: 10 minute doodle i did when Blair took forever...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:20:19 +1000

yummytomatoes:

10 minute doodle i did when Blair took forever to get back

demented-sheep: so what if nepeta grew up

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:19:12 +1000

demented-sheep:

so what if nepeta grew up

prince-delphinium: kaylakay19: radstunts: I JUST PEED...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:06:50 +1000

prince-delphinium:

kaylakay19:

radstunts:

I JUST PEED MYSELF

THE AUDIO IS EXACTL HOW I READ THAT OMFG

Photo

Sat, 04 May 2013 17:39:31 +1000

xneverconformx: cablinorb: “The Prince of Rage actually used...

Thu, 02 May 2013 23:02:02 +1000

xneverconformx:

cablinorb:

“The Prince of Rage actually used to be quite talkative. That is, until he had a nightmare which prompted a bizarre incident, after which he would never speak again. He took a sort of spiritual vow of silence, which I’m sure was probably related to his esoteric faith. Once, well before our session began, Kurloz and Meulin were in a very loving matespritship. It really seemed to everyone they were made for each other. One day, they fell asleep together. Kurloz then had a nightmare so terrifying, he released the most dreadful sound imaginable. It truly echoed the horror of the Vast Honk itself. The noise was so loud and so awful, Meulin went completely deaf, and her hearing never recovered. Kurloz was undoubtedly devastated by what he’d done to her. He was so distraught, he chewed off his tongue and sewed his mouth shut and has never spoken a word since.”

~~This time I’m really not sorry.~~

This will always be my headcannon for the dream that he had.

OFF DOWNLOADS

Thu, 02 May 2013 00:59:13 +1000

tinyzo:

chairkat:

nekrosraptor:

FOR PC

FOR MAC

bless ur soul

thank you so much

slawthe: egberts: can you imagine when homestuck finally updates the entire fandom is gonna stop...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:59:16 +1000

slawthe:

egberts:

can you imagine when homestuck finally updates the entire fandom is gonna stop what theyre doing and reunite

reiburger: i saw this and had to draw it and hahA i avoided drawing dicks again sorry

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:51:39 +1000

reiburger:

i saw this and had to draw it and hahA i avoided drawing dicks again sorry

cockwork-orange: these fuckin stormcloaks can suck my

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:34:53 +1000

cockwork-orange:

these fuckin stormcloaks can suck my

theartofanimation: Simetta

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 22:52:51 +1000

theartofanimation:

Simetta

fluxinguranus: procyonvulpecula: pagannerd: proxydialogue: an...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 22:30:18 +1000

fluxinguranus:

procyonvulpecula:

pagannerd:

proxydialogue:

anneretic:

infinity-imagined:

The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.

the grand showdown

Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism.

Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently.

“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.

Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).

fuck astronomy remains to be my favorite thing

m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 22:18:33 +1000

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

izumikage: jakelemonstrider: pee-mints: babybrunettesdream: b...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:58:38 +1000

izumikage:

jakelemonstrider:

pee-mints:

babybrunettesdream:

barbiedyke:

barbiedyke:

Half.

just watch ok.

reblogging for those of you who haven’t watched it yet. do it please.

This is fantastic.

reblogs again because it’s great

awww no why does it have to end like that =[

I remember when I first saw this video. Its really beautiful

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Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:44:02 +1000

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Sun, 21 Apr 2013 01:58:17 +1000

thisnurserighthere: beware-the-gemini: no but guys the father the son and the holy ghost how...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 01:34:45 +1000

thisnurserighthere:

beware-the-gemini:

no but guys

the father

the son

and the holy ghost

how did we not see this before?

cheeselock: High Res- Here have a depressing background.

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 01:21:47 +1000

cheeselock:

High Res-

Here have a depressing background.

eclipsedequinox:

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 01:11:44 +1000

eclipsedequinox: